Deep into the galactic void, lay the cosmic fertile ground known to us as the Funk Electric. 

And from here, sprang the Funktatious Seed, spawning the true lovers of the "Stankmatic Ennead". 

The first has the Female aspect of the "Doo-Atic Bang".

The one We call:

"Bootisha"

the "Nutritious Na Na"

"QueenMother of the Pedigree"

"Princess Daughter of the Most Funky One"

"Bootzilla"

"Lord Ruler of the Doo-Atic Pedigree"

"Children of the Funk"

The second was the Male aspect of the "Doo-Atic Bang"...

The one we call:

the "P-Matic ManChild"

"H.R. Funkenstuff"

"High Priest and Exhalted Ruler of the Doo-Atic Pedigree"

"Son of the Most P-Matic One"

"Starchild"

"Lord Most High of the Tribes of the 'Notion'"

From this birth, the P-Matic ManChild became the guardian of the Sacred Book of the "One".

Also from this birth, the "Funktified Prodigy", as he is sometimes called, was given a sacred scepter that would unleash all the power of the "One" on the "New World". This sacred scepter was forged from the minerals of the "Primeval Mound" and the afterbirth of the "Funk Electric". This scepter is simply called the "Doo Doo Stick" and this most powerful instrument has been entrusted to the one who:

The P-Matic High Priest is the giver of life to these worlds. He is the "Word" personified. Long live the "Notion"! We pay homage to the "stick", We give praise to the guardian of it's power.

All Praise be funky to he that watches...

H.R. Funkenstuff